Ladies, say you want to meet that special someone. These books should make it easy, but may make you look a little desperate in the process.
Don't know what to say? This book will tell you all you need to know. Of course I didn't buy it. I don't have a problem not knowing what to say. I have a problem knowing when to stop talking.
The awkwardness doesn't end there! They say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but what if you're the type who can burn ice cubes? Another HELP! book to the rescue.
Be thankful it's not The Seventeen Cookbook! Those recipes would frighten anyone.
Suppose it's not a man you're after at all! Sometimes a gal just needs a little time with her ladies. The Seventeen Cookbook has the answer, of course.
Whatever you do, you always want to make your guests feel at home in your home. Er...maybe not too much at home.
So remember, life's too short! Get yourself some thrift store books and start improving your life today.
(This last book has nothing to do with anything. I just thought it was really cheesy.)
My first advice for the woman with "Company Coming" is not to store her cheese on raw beef, or she may have a house full of sick guests.
Posted by: Sarahmarvelous | January 26, 2009 at 07:21 AM
Maybe that's when it's time to have those bathroom readers on hand!
Posted by: Roxanne | February 21, 2009 at 08:10 AM