this one's for the ladies

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

-Groucho Marx

 

Who doesn't love a good book? Why, the thrift stores are just chock full of interesting reads! There is truly something for everyone.

Ladies, say you want to meet that special someone. These books should make it easy, but may make you look a little desperate in the process.

 Don't know what to say? This book will tell you all you need to know. Of course I didn't buy it. I don't have a problem not knowing what to say. I have a problem knowing when to stop talking.

 

The awkwardness doesn't end there! They say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but what if you're the type who can burn ice cubes? Another HELP! book to the rescue.

 

Be thankful it's not The Seventeen Cookbook! Those recipes would frighten anyone.

 

 

Suppose it's not a man you're after at all! Sometimes a gal just needs a little time with her ladies. The Seventeen Cookbook has the answer, of course.

 

Whatever you do, you always want to make your guests feel at home in your home. Er...maybe not too much at home.

 

So remember, life's too short! Get yourself some thrift store books and start improving your life today.

 

(This last book has nothing to do with anything. I just thought it was really cheesy.)

Comments

[Sarahmarvelous]

My first advice for the woman with "Company Coming" is not to store her cheese on raw beef, or she may have a house full of sick guests.

[Roxanne]

Maybe that's when it's time to have those bathroom readers on hand!